Sanford and Son (TV Series)

The Older Woman (1975)

Demond Wilson: Lamont Sanford

Quotes 

• Fred G. Sanford : What's that I smell?

  Lamont Sanford : Oh, that's probably my new cologne you smell, Pop. It's called "Days in Paris."

  Fred G. Sanford : Well, it smell like "Nights in El Segundo."

• Lamont Sanford : That's why you're you, and I'm me, and that's why I love you.

  [Kisses Fred on cheek] 

  Fred G. Sanford : [Wiping kiss off]  I don't play that.

• Lamont Sanford : Look, have you decided on what you're gonna fix next Tuesday night for dinner?

  Fred G. Sanford : Yes, I've decided. I'm gonna fix something new, something borrowed and something blue, because you're bringin' something old.