- Fred G. Sanford: Now, Donna, you have to make a decision. Who do you want: me, who's been faithful to you all these years, or this wino-come-lately?
- Grady Wilson: Well, Fred, don't you want to win Donna back? I mean, after all, faint heart never won fair lady.
- Fred G. Sanford: And stopped heart never did too good either.
- Fred G. Sanford: It's time now that someone took that loudmouth Lou down a few pegs. When I get through with him, his hide's gonna be hurtin', his shot's gonna be put, and his broad's gonna be jumped.
- Donna Harris: Fred!