Sanford and Son (TV Series)

The Piano Movers (1972)

Redd Foxx: Fred G. Sanford

Quotes 

• Lamont Sanford : What war were you ever in?

  Fred G. Sanford : World War II. I never got over it. Staggering, staggering under that 40-pound pack.

  Lamont Sanford : Now you know you never left Fort Dix, New Jersey, and the only pack that made you stagger was a six-pack!

• Fred G. Sanford : See, his guests don't have to worry about where they're gonna lean or where they gonna sit or walk on the carpet. They just fly around the room.

• Man : [as Fred goes to sit in his expensive chair]  Ah ah!

  Lamont Sanford : [Almost sarcastically]  It's a Chippendale. It's not made for sitting in.

  Fred G. Sanford : Well, he should've got a Sears n Roebuck. They made for sitting in.