Sanford and Son (TV Series)
The Puerto Ricans Are Coming! (1972)
Redd Foxx: Fred G. Sanford
Quotes
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Lamont Sanford : Now Julio's a nice guy. He don't want no trouble.
Fred G. Sanford : Julio? That his name.
Lamont Sanford : That's right. Julio Fuentes.
Fred G. Sanford : Julio Fuentes. That don't sound like no name, that sound like somethin' you get from drinkin' their water.
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Fred G. Sanford : You know what the Puerto Rican national anthem is? "We'll take Manhattan, the Bronx, and Staten Island, too..."
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Fred G. Sanford : So you can say adios to your Puerto Rican Marx Brothers: Julio, Chico and Mafungo!
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Lamont Sanford : All I know is you're turning against a man because he happens to be from another country. Now how would you like it if the next door turned against people from Africa?
Fred G. Sanford : I don't care, long as he don't turn against people from St. Louis.
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Fred G. Sanford : [Fred clinches his chest] Help! Help! Lamont! Come here! There's a goat in the living room!
Lamont Sanford : Just relax, pop. That's Chico. That's Julio's goat. He won't hurt you.
Fred G. Sanford : Don't tell me. I know all about goats and that's a killer goat. Look at him. He's in attack position. Don't go near him. Don't go near him.
Lamont Sanford : Pop. Chico wouldn't hurt a fly.
Fred G. Sanford : I'm not worried if he'd hurt a fly. I'm worried if he'd hurt an old man.
Lamont Sanford : He's a killer goat, huh?