Sanford and Son (TV Series)

The Puerto Ricans Are Coming! (1972)

Demond Wilson: Lamont Sanford

Quotes 

• Lamont Sanford : Now Julio's a nice guy. He don't want no trouble.

  Fred G. Sanford : Julio? That his name.

  Lamont Sanford : That's right. Julio Fuentes.

  Fred G. Sanford : Julio Fuentes. That don't sound like no name, that sound like somethin' you get from drinkin' their water.

• Lamont Sanford : All I know is you're turning against a man because he happens to be from another country. Now how would you like it if the next door turned against people from Africa?

  Fred G. Sanford : I don't care, long as he don't turn against people from St. Louis.

• Fred G. Sanford : [Fred clinches his chest]  Help! Help! Lamont! Come here! There's a goat in the living room!

  Lamont Sanford : Just relax, pop. That's Chico. That's Julio's goat. He won't hurt you.

  Fred G. Sanford : Don't tell me. I know all about goats and that's a killer goat. Look at him. He's in attack position. Don't go near him. Don't go near him.

  Lamont Sanford : Pop. Chico wouldn't hurt a fly.

  Fred G. Sanford : I'm not worried if he'd hurt a fly. I'm worried if he'd hurt an old man.

  Lamont Sanford : He's a killer goat, huh?