- Lamont Sanford: Now Julio's a nice guy. He don't want no trouble.
- Fred G. Sanford: Julio? That his name.
- Lamont Sanford: That's right. Julio Fuentes.
- Fred G. Sanford: Julio Fuentes. That don't sound like no name, that sound like somethin' you get from drinkin' their water.
- Fred G. Sanford: You know what the Puerto Rican national anthem is? "We'll take Manhattan, the Bronx, and Staten Island, too..."
- Lamont Sanford: All I know is you're turning against a man because he happens to be from another country. Now how would you like it if the next door turned against people from Africa?
- Fred G. Sanford: I don't care, long as he don't turn against people from St. Louis.
- Fred G. Sanford: [Fred clinches his chest] Help! Help! Lamont! Come here! There's a goat in the living room!
- Lamont Sanford: Just relax, pop. That's Chico. That's Julio's goat. He won't hurt you.
- Fred G. Sanford: Don't tell me. I know all about goats and that's a killer goat. Look at him. He's in attack position. Don't go near him. Don't go near him.
- Lamont Sanford: Pop. Chico wouldn't hurt a fly.
- Fred G. Sanford: I'm not worried if he'd hurt a fly. I'm worried if he'd hurt an old man.
- Lamont Sanford: He's a killer goat, huh?