- Lamont Sanford: What's for breakfast?
- Fred G. Sanford: What would you like?
- Lamont Sanford: Well, I'd like to have some eggs, and some toast and some coffee.
- Fred G. Sanford: Me too. We're havin' Pop Tarts and Tang.
- Fred G. Sanford: [Excitedly discussing Miss Wallace] And that fantastic body!
- Bubba Bexley: Calm down, Fred, calm down! There's plenty of fish in the sea.
- Fred G. Sanford: Yeah, but Bubba, I'm 68 years old and my hook is beginning to rust.
- Bubba Bexley: Say, Lamont told me about the $1,000 reward. What you gonna do with your half?
- Fred G. Sanford: Bubba, I'm gonna be very patriotic.
- Bubba Bexley: You gonna buy savings bonds?
- Fred G. Sanford: I'm gonna spend it like a drunken sailor.
- Fred G. Sanford: [Sees Sgt. Perkins come out with a tray piled with food] Oh no. Not again? Man, you gonna eat me into the poor house!
- Sgt. Perkins: [Without looking] You're being reimbursed.
- Fred G. Sanford: Yeah, but at the rate you're going, they'll have to give me El Segundo.