- Rollo Larson: Hey, Pops, how's it goin'?
- Fred G. Sanford: Oh, it's pretty good, Rollo. Crime outside went down 50 percent.
- Rollo Larson: Why?
- Fred G. Sanford: Because you inside.
- Al Banks: [Laying down another winning hand] Look what I got! I win again, fellows.
- Julio Fuentes: And I better quit before I lose my accent.
- Julio Fuentes: Feel better, Mr. Sanford. Hasta Luego!
- Fred G. Sanford: Yeah, and Guy Lombardo to you!
- Al Banks: [Catching up with his old friend Fred] Right now I'm living with my daughter and son-in-law in their little old apartment.
- Fred G. Sanford: Sound like a couple of nice kids.
- Al Banks: Oh, yeah, they're nice alright. And they're always giving me presents, like bus tickets for anywhere.
- Rollo Larson: [after admitting Fred's prank fooled them] Nice goin', Pops.
- Fred G. Sanford: I'm not Pops; I'm lolli-Pops, and you're the four all-day suckers.