- Fred G. Sanford: We're rich! We can retire!
- Lamont Sanford: Yeah, no more getting up at six o'clock to get that old, stupid truck started by eight!
- Fred G. Sanford: [after Lamont tells him to look at the strange car parked outside] What's strange about it?
- Lamont Sanford: Well, it's been parked in this neighborhood for over five minutes and it's still got tires.
- Fred G. Sanford: [Fred is trying to get the safe open] I got a system of remembering... What year was the stock market crash?... '29, right?
- Lamont Sanford: That's right.
- [Fred turns the tumbler to 29]
- Fred G. Sanford: And World War II ended in '45, right?
- Lamont Sanford: That's right.
- [Fred turns the tumbler to 45]
- Fred G. Sanford: What year were the Watts Riots, '65, right?
- Lamont Sanford: Correct.
- [Fred turns the tumbler to 65, and the safe doesn't open]
- Fred G. Sanford: That ain't it.