- Fred G. Sanford: [after Lamont tells him to turn off the TV and get some exercise] Exercise?
- Lamont Sanford: That's right, exercise. You know, like push-ups, chin-ups, sit-ups.
- Fred G. Sanford: Why don't you try some shut-ups?
- Lamont Sanford: [to Fred] You're an addict, Pop. You're a TV addict, Jack. You got a peacock on your back.
- Officer 'Hoppy' Hopkins: [Stopping by the Sanfords on his dinner break] I know you usually watch The Hollywood Squares about now.
- Fred G. Sanford: Yeah, usually.
- Officer 'Hoppy' Hopkins: Anyway, my idol, the honorable Mr. Jack Webb is making his debut tonight. He'll be sitting on top of Karen Valentine.