- Leroy: [Upon seeing Fred and Mrs. Fuentes together in the restaurant] Oh, I get it! A little la cucaracha time, huh, Fred?
- Lamont Sanford: [sarcastically] Oh yeah... you're pretty broad-minded, Pop.
- Fred Sanford: You know I'm broad-minded. Remember that time that white woman came by here taking the census? Didn't I let her use the toilet?
- Fred Sanford: [complaining about Lamont's loaning the truck to Julio] I'm talking about how Puerto Ricans borrow your stuff and then don't bring it back. They borrowed Harlem, remember?
- Fred Sanford: [Trying to convince Lamont not to date Maria] It's wrong. It's just wrong. And it's dangerous.
- Lamont Sanford: Dangerous? Why?
- Fred Sanford: You could be attacked by Sharks.
- Lamont Sanford: What are you talking about?
- Fred Sanford: D'you remember that movie, "West Side Story"? See, the Sharks was a gang of Puerto Ricans and they got that guy for takin' that Maria out. And he was Irish, so you can imagine what's gonna happen to you.