Sanford and Son (TV Series)
When John Comes Marching Home (1977)
Redd Foxx: Fred G. Sanford
Quotes
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Fred G. Sanford : I remember your wedding, Esther. Never forget it. Three ushers were crushed trying to help give you away.
Aunt Esther Anderson : How would you know, Fred Sanford? You spent the whole night with your face over the punch bowl.
Fred G. Sanford : Yeah, and when you took your veil off, Woodrow spent the whole night with his face over the toilet bowl.
Aunt Esther Anderson : You just jealous because you didn't catch my garter.
Fred G. Sanford : Well, that's because when you threw it, it was so stretched out you lassoed the band.
Aunt Esther Anderson : Watch it, suckah.
Fred G. Sanford : And at the time, the band was playing your song. Never forget it. The love theme from "King Kong."
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Fred G. Sanford : [Upon opening the door and impressed by a man in military uniform] I'm Fred G. Sanford, and the "G" stands for Guadalcanal. Wanna see my diary?
John, Janet's Ex-Husband : Were you a veteran?
Fred G. Sanford : That's right.
John, Janet's Ex-Husband : Oh, did you see much action?
Fred G. Sanford : Only on leave.
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Fred G. Sanford : It's all coming back to me now. I remember crashing into the Pacific in 1942.
John, Janet's Ex-Husband : You mean a Zero shot you down out of the skies at Iwo Jima?
Fred G. Sanford : No, a bigot threw me off the pier at El Segundo.