Sanford and Son (TV Series)

When John Comes Marching Home (1977)

LaWanda Page: Aunt Esther Anderson

Quotes 

• Fred G. Sanford : I remember your wedding, Esther. Never forget it. Three ushers were crushed trying to help give you away.

  Aunt Esther Anderson : How would you know, Fred Sanford? You spent the whole night with your face over the punch bowl.

  Fred G. Sanford : Yeah, and when you took your veil off, Woodrow spent the whole night with his face over the toilet bowl.

  Aunt Esther Anderson : You just jealous because you didn't catch my garter.

  Fred G. Sanford : Well, that's because when you threw it, it was so stretched out you lassoed the band.

  Aunt Esther Anderson : Watch it, suckah.

  Fred G. Sanford : And at the time, the band was playing your song. Never forget it. The love theme from "King Kong."