Sanford and Son (TV Series)

Will the Real Fred Sanford Please Do Something? (1974)

Howard Platt: Officer 'Hoppy' Hopkins

Quotes 

• Betty : [Grady, Lamont, Hoppy and Smitty stand in the living room with a drunk Betty looking them over, then addressing Officer Smitty]  Well, if you're not Fred Sanford, and neither one of them is Fred sanford,

  [turns to Officer Hoppy] 

  Betty : that leaves you. You're Fred Sanford

  [comes over and hugs the startled policeman] 

  Officer 'Hoppy' Hopkins : Oh, no, no, madam! I'm - she thinks I'm Fr - I'm of the Caucasian persuasion!

  [She turns to Smitty] 

  Officer 'Smitty' Smith : He's a white dude.