Sanford and Son (TV Series)
Will the Real Fred Sanford Please Do Something? (1974)
Hal Williams: Officer 'Smitty' Smith
Quotes
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Betty : [Grady, Lamont, Hoppy and Smitty stand in the living room with a drunk Betty looking them over, then addressing Officer Smitty] Well, if you're not Fred Sanford, and neither one of them is Fred sanford,
[turns to Officer Hoppy]
Betty : that leaves you. You're Fred Sanford
[comes over and hugs the startled policeman]
Officer 'Hoppy' Hopkins : Oh, no, no, madam! I'm - she thinks I'm Fr - I'm of the Caucasian persuasion!
[She turns to Smitty]
Officer 'Smitty' Smith : He's a white dude.