- Betty: [Grady, Lamont, Hoppy and Smitty stand in the living room with a drunk Betty looking them over, then addressing Officer Smitty] Well, if you're not Fred Sanford, and neither one of them is Fred sanford,
- [turns to Officer Hoppy]
- Betty: that leaves you. You're Fred Sanford
- [comes over and hugs the startled policeman]
- Officer 'Hoppy' Hopkins: Oh, no, no, madam! I'm - she thinks I'm Fr - I'm of the Caucasian persuasion!
- [She turns to Smitty]
- Officer 'Smitty' Smith: He's a white dude.