- Fred G. Sanford: [Dumping out the contents of the bag the crooks tossed in his driveway] It's gold! It's gold! I'm going from dirt poor to filthy rich!
- [Counting out the gold coins]
- Fred G. Sanford: One, two, gimme some shoes. Three, four, I ain't poor no more. Five, six, gimme some chicks. Seven, eight, I can't wait!
- Officer 'Hoppy' Hopkins: Alright, Mr. Sanford, good to see you and remember: keep the charity.
- Officer 'Smitty' Smith: That's "keep the faith"!
- Officer 'Hoppy' Hopkins: Oh, yeah! Faith!
- Fred G. Sanford: [Consoling Cal] Anybody can be scared. In World War II I was scared. I backed up so far in one battle I bumped into a general.
- Fred G. Sanford: [Consoling Cal] C'mon, sit down, eat something. You're wasting away to almost enormous.