Sanford (TV Series)
Cal's Illegal Alien (1981)
Redd Foxx: Fred G. Sanford
Quotes
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Fred G. Sanford : [to Cal, who walks in while Fred is watching a soap opera on TV] Quiet. John is leaving Sally for Eric the ski instructor.
Cal Pettie : What?
Fred G. Sanford : See, John is a trisexual.
Cal Pettie : Trisexual?
Fred G. Sanford : Yeah. He tried it and he liked it.
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Manny : Buenas dias, Fred.
Fred G. Sanford : Bones and knees, neighbor.
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Fred G. Sanford : You act like you got a crush on Maria.
Cal Pettie : Oh, that's ridiculous. Why would you say a thing like that?
Fred G. Sanford : Well, you looked at her like she was a large Twinkie.