- Sammy Davis Jr.: I'm sorry I'm late, but my Rolls broke down.
- Fred G. Sanford: That's why I got rid of mine.
- Sammy Davis Jr.: A week from Saturday? Children of Watts? Well, to be honest with you, I'm going to be on Dinah, Mike, Johnny, Merv, Phil, and I'm gonna be a guest engineer on "Soul Train," but the rest of the night I'm free. What the hell - I'll do it!