- Lady: [Debating whether to buy a ring] Maurice, darling, I'm going to have to have a little more champagne before I say yes.
- Fred G. Sanford: I know a lot of women with the same problem.
- Fred G. Sanford: Y'see, I was at Reginald's the other day and there was sort of a robbery.
- Evelyn Lewis: You mean this ring is hot?
- Fred G. Sanford: Let's say "tepid."