Sanford (TV Series)
To Keep a Thief (1981)
Dennis Burkley: Cal Pettie
Quotes
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Cal Pettie : [Cal apprehends the burglar climbing through a window] Alright, kid, why'd you pick our house?
Eddie : Man, I thought I was playin' it safe. A lot of houses in this neighborhood have guard dogs. How was I supposed to know you all had a guard hippo?
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Cal Pettie : Look at yourself. You're fourteen and in big trouble.
Eddie : And you're just big.
Cal Pettie : Right, partner. Big enough to bounce you off the wall, dribble you around the room, and slam dunk you in the disposal.
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Eddie : Fat people are supposed to be jolly.
Cal Pettie : You're the only kid I know that Santa Claus would punch in the face.