Sanford (TV Series)
To Keep a Thief (1981)
Sondra Currie: Miss Pender
Quotes
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Miss Pender : [the social worker pleads with the judge] Your honor, Eddie really hasn't had much of a chance. Why, he even lives with an uncle who's a hopeless alcoholic.
Fred G. Sanford : He'd drive anybody to drink.
Miss Pender : Mr. Sanford! Where is your heart?
Fred G. Sanford : Probably in that little thief's pocket.
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Fred G. Sanford : The point is, your honor, I always did the right thing. That's what led to my present position at Sanford Industries, Incorporated. You might say I'm at the top of the heap.
Miss Pender : That's all fine, Mr. Sanford, but what you're saying is not germane to the issue.
Fred G. Sanford : What does Germany got to do with this? The war is over!