Sanford (TV Series)
To Keep a Thief (1981)
Jeffrey Jacquet: Eddie
Quotes
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Cal Pettie : [Cal apprehends the burglar climbing through a window] Alright, kid, why'd you pick our house?
Eddie : Man, I thought I was playin' it safe. A lot of houses in this neighborhood have guard dogs. How was I supposed to know you all had a guard hippo?
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Fred G. Sanford : [On the phone] Operator? Give me the police.
Eddie : Oh, man, you ain't gonna turn me over to the cops, are ya?
Fred G. Sanford : Naw, I'm callin' for your protection.
Eddie : My protection?
Fred G. Sanford : That's right. I'm doin' it because if the police don't get here on the double, your butt is in a lot of trouble.
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Cal Pettie : Look at yourself. You're fourteen and in big trouble.
Eddie : And you're just big.
Cal Pettie : Right, partner. Big enough to bounce you off the wall, dribble you around the room, and slam dunk you in the disposal.
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Eddie : Fat people are supposed to be jolly.
Cal Pettie : You're the only kid I know that Santa Claus would punch in the face.