- Lucy: [during an Untouchables spoof, does Lucy whine] Ahhhhh!
- Desi Arnaz - Host: [playing Frank Nitti] Did you dent my car?
- Lucy: Ahhhhhh!
- Desi Arnaz - Host: Did the Capone people get Little Nitti?
- Lucy: Ahhhhhh!
- Desi Arnaz - Host: Well what happened?
- Lucy: They took out Fred and Ethel!
- Desi Arnaz - Host: It's about time!