Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Ed O'Neill/Harry Connick Jr. (1990)

Nora Dunn: Various

Quotes 

• Mr. Hemple : Well, he should know that driving is a privilege, and not a right. A car is really just a means of getting from A to B, not a sort of phallic symbol. It's power under control. In the wrong hands, a car is a lethal weapon capable of horrendous damage. In many ways a car is a... pulverizing death monster, with a glass and steel persona. A vicious, unforgiving beast, whose lust for blood is matched only by its love of carnage. A killing machine, worthy of its nickname: The Widowmaker.

  Various : Bogus.