- Audience Member: Umm yeah, I... I... I have a question about Tanya.
- Nancy Kerrigan: Let me guess, Tanya Roberts, right?
- Audience Member: No, Tanya Tucker, uhm... don't you think she's had a rough life being married to Glenn Campbell?
- Mayor Duffy: I just wish we could keep driving right the hell out of this foul, nauseating, garbage dump of a town.
- Driver: Yeah, it would be nice, would be nice.
- Mayor Duffy: Forget this hell on earth even exists.
- Nancy Kerrigan: But you're the mayor.
- Mayor Duffy: Well, a man can dream Miss Kerrigan, a man can dream. Submitted by: Jeb