Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Steve Martin/Kinky Friedman (1976)

Chevy Chase: Weekend Update Anchor, Various

Quotes 

• Announcer : [voice over]  Actor Chevy Chase speaks out for milk.

  Chevy Chase : You know, a lot of times, I'm out for dinner, uh, my date will order a beer or a liquor drink or something like that or her date or her friend's date or something like that, you know, and they're all ordering. And then the waiter comes to me, he says, So, uh, what'll be? You know? And I just sort of smile and pop right up and say, "Milk, please!" You know why? Because I know that a single glass of delicious, ice cold milk in the summer can give you aquick heart attack if you drink it too fast.

• Announcer : And now, 'Weekend Update' with Chevy Chase!

  Chevy Chase : [on the phone]  No, you're not supposed to blow on it - that's just an expression.

  [notices the camera] 

  Chevy Chase : I have to go.

  [hangs up the phone] 

  Chevy Chase : Good evening! I'm Ron McKuen.