Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Neve Campbell/David Bowie (1997)

Chris Kattan: Reporter, Suel Forrester, Guest, Son

Quotes 

• Reporter : Mr. Simpson, did you just bury all your money in the backyard?

  OJ Simpson : [chuckles]  Did I bury the money? Come on, no way, no... there are two things that I have never done - beat a woman and all bury my money in the backyard. Yeah... you know, amd I don't even have a shovel...

  Reporter : Then... what's that?

  OJ Simpson : What?

  Reporter : In your hand, isn't that a shovel?

• White Trash family son : Sis, I got weird feelings about you.

  White Trash family daughter : You know, I, I'm not your sister, I'm just your half-sister.

  White Trash family son : But I wanna have sex with the half of you that ain't my sister!