Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Dana Carvey/Dr. Dre (1996)

Cheri Oteri: Various, Barbara Walters

Quotes 

• Barbara Walters : Now, some members of your staff have called you, and I quote: inaccessible, an obsessive perfectionist, in short, a demanding taskmaster who's whip is as sharp as her attack.

  Barbara Walters : Well...

  [coughs] 

  Barbara Walters : ... it's true, Barbara, I am a bitch on wheels.

• Elizabeth Dole : Now Barbara, if you're implying that I plan to ride my husband's coattails into the White House and wait for the perfect opportunity to push him down a flight of stairs so that I can seize power and become the first female President...

  Barbara Walters : I wasn't implying...