Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

John Goodman/Paula Cole (1998)

Will Ferrell: Various, Tom Wilkins, Brian Boitano, Randy Graves, Neil Diamond

Quotes 

• Neil Diamond : Yeah, well, we were driving down this dark road, and... I hit a kid. So, we got out, and sure enough he was dead. So, we just took off. Pretty fast. And, two hours later, I wrote "Sweet Caroline".

• Neil Diamond : It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography.