- Greg Gartell: It's a wallet wallet. Eh, it's a wallet to keep your wallet in. Now it.. it doesn't fit in your pocket, but it fits in the front seat of your car. Now, if you use this, your wallet won't get worn out.
- John Baez: Now what is this made of?
- Greg Gartell: A bunch of wallets. Eh, you can get them at most department stores for about sixty dollars a piece. Eh, you just glue them all together until you have a wallet that's big enough to hold your wallet. And then all you have to do is just watch your wallet not getting worn out.
- Weekend Update Anchor: The European union took steps this week toward making the Euro, the merged form of currency for 11 participating countries. The only nation not involved will be Switzerland, who said "we'll stick to our official form of currency: Nazi gold."