Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Norm Macdonald/Dr. Dre featuring Snoop Dogg & Eminem (1999)

Jimmy Fallon: Various, Howard Stern

Quotes 

• Alex Trebek : French Stewart? The sound a dog makes.

  French Stewart : Um... Who is John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band, thank you very much. I'll take Animal Sounds for 800.

  Alex Trebek : No. Good Lord. We would've accepted "bow wow" or "ruff."

  Sean Connery : Oh, rough. Just the way your mother likes it, Trebek?

• Alex Trebek : Ok, let's move on to Final Jeopardy, and the category is, you know what, I'll tell you what, just write a number. Any number. Any number and you win.

  [Final Jeopardy theme kicks in] 

  Alex Trebek : We'll accept any number, any number at all,

  [French Stewart writes] 

  Alex Trebek : a 1, or a 2,

  [Burt Reynolds adjusts his hat and suit] 

  Alex Trebek : or a 3, or how about a 4? It's that simple, I know you can do this

  [Sean Connery writes and counts his fingers] 

  Alex Trebek : Let's start with French Stewart, who's grinning like an idiot. You look pretty sure of yourself, think you've got the right answer?

  French Stewart : Yes, I'm pretty sure of it Alex.

  Alex Trebek : Well, all you had to do was write a number, and you wrote..."Threeve". A combination of three and five, simply stunning. And you wagered... Texas with a dollar sign in front of it. I'm speechless.

  French Stewart : No I did not get the answers from anyone else, it all came from Mr. Stewart's noggin up here.

  [points to his head] 

  Alex Trebek : That's beautiful. Mr. Reynolds?

  Burt Reynolds : Yeah, Don't bother, I didn't write anything.

  Alex Trebek : Good work, all right. Finally, Mr. Connery, the category was "Numbers", and you wrote

  [board reveals a letter v] 

  Alex Trebek : A Letter V. Well, I tell you what my friend, V is a Roman Numeral, so despite your best efforts, you answered correctly. Let's see what you wagered...

  Alex Trebek : [board reveals V to be part of "K" in "Suck it Trebek"]  Suck it Trebek.

  Sean Connery : [Connery breaks into wild laughter]  Hahahahahaha!

  Alex Trebek : That's all the time we have... Good night...

  [raises voice as Burt Reynolds puts an oversized hat on Trebek] 

  Alex Trebek : Would you get that off me?