- The New Mango: Do you think God took things too far when he made the heavens? Can you put the ocean in a thermos and take it to work with you? Can you say to a dozen roses "Hey, stop being so pretty, why don't you? " No, such is me, the new Mango!
- Richard Dugan: No, seriously, I'm, ehm, I'm legitimately troubled by the amount of medication on this table.
- Collette Reardon: Me too... Well, the Seconal here is for the night sweats and hot flashes I get, what with bein' perimenopausal. That's 'pre', hot shot, I can still get pregnant, so lets be careful!
- Richard Dugan: I can't getcha pregnant by fixing your phone, ma'am.