Cold open; President Bush offers suicide bombers a better deal in pay and "virgins" if they check they bomb at any US embassy. The Rock has Chris Kattan punch him to demonstrate how easy pro wrestling is compared to acting in a movie. Hardball with Chris Matthews, Bigfoot does On All Aboard the Freedom Train: Classic Duets with Neil Diamond. He sings Let the Sun Shine In, Cat's In the Cradle, Fire and Rain, Monday, Monday, America Undercover: Guthrie, Kentucky.
—calcaylor