Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Alec Baldwin/P.O.D. (2002)

Alec Baldwin: Self - Host, Larry Henderson, Pope John Paul, John Wellingsly, Tony Bennett

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• Tony Bennett : Now David, I heard you were gay. And I think it is just great that you put aside bangin' sticks with all those Joe's long enough to notice this little buttercup. But David, I gotta ask you. Why would you build your house in a cherry orchard when you dig bananas?

• Tony Bennett : But David... David, you're saying you don't miss deep frying the drumstick?

  David Gest : I don't understand?

  Tony Bennett : How 'bout playing the kiwis?

  David Gest : I'm sorry?

  Tony Bennett : Come on, you like to do the mushroom dance, don't you?

  David Gest : What does that mean?

  Tony Bennett : Do you miss having sex with other men?

  David Gest : That I do miss.