Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

John Goodman/Ja Rule (2001)

Darrell Hammond: Various, John Ashcroft, Dan Rather, Samuel L. Freelock

Quotes 

• Dan Rather : All right folks, this has been a night of surprises and here's one more. Carl, go down to the basement. Mable, get in here, take your clothes off and put these shoes on. Also, the hat. Now put one leg up on that chair, arch your back and listen to this 'cause it's a humdinger.

• Dan Rather : And if I was a betting man, I'd say his chances of survival are down to slim and none. And slim just left town.