Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Dan Aykroyd/Beyonce (2003)

Will Forte: Various, The Falconer

Quotes 

• The Falconer : Oh, Donald! You've returned! And you've brought with you a snorkel! Oh, the perfect means to survive... while I, eh, well, you search for a way to save me! And until you do, you will be The Falcon...

  [puts on the snorkel and sinks into the quicksand] 

  The Falconer : ... and I will remain...

  Announcer : The Falconer!