- Anita: Can I ask you guys, something, honestly? What do you guys look for in a woman?
- Wayne Bloater: Oh well, I'm pretty picky. I look for pity and a heart-beat.
- Dan Rather: Looking at the stage, it seems to be a sea of queerbaits, pizzafaces, derwins, dillweeds, and career masturbators.
- The Falconer: Hopefully, one day we can return to society. But until that day, you will be the Falcon... and I will remain...
- Announcer: The Falconer.