Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
O.J. Simpson/Ashford & Simpson (1978)
O.J. Simpson: Self - Host, Various
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Quotes
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O.J. Simpson : [during his monologue, wearing a Conehead] I don't know if I'm gonna be man enough to meet this challenge. I just... I just hope that if I don't meet it tonight and have to go back to being just a regular superstar/athlete/moviestar, that you people may remember me for what I was and not for what I may become here tonight.
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Laraine Newman : [O.J. is only wearing a towel around his neck as Laraine Newman interviews him a male locker room] O.J. I don't know much about football, but I know what like. Eh Jane, I swear I've never seen anything like this before. I don't really have any questions prepaired, O.J., but, eh, how long do you think you'll continue to play the game?
O.J. Simpson : Well Jane, I mean Laraine...
[Laraine glances skeptically at the camera]
O.J. Simpson : I'm not quite ready to quit now. I really plan on having a 10 to 12 year career.
Laraine Newman : [Laraine is looking down at O.J.'s manhood] That's odd, I would have guessed more about 11 to 12.
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O.J. Simpson : You know, you're a pretty beautiful woman, huh. Why don't you join Sandy and Marie and I after the show?
Phyllis George : [blushing] All three of us? Won't you be a little tired after all that exercize, Juice?
O.J. Simpson : Hey, my mouth don't write no checks my body can't cash.
