- Jane Curtin: [explaining why John Belushi won't speak to Gary Busey] Well, the way he looks at it, you're both young, electrifying, not very good looking actors who speak for the rock generation. So the Academy could only pick one of you and John feels you stole his nomination.
- Weekend Update Anchor: Oh, Jane, by the way, you left these earrings in my apartment.
- [hands her the earrings]
- Weekend Update Anchor: Oh.
- Weekend Update Anchor: Under the pillow. Laraine found them.
- Weekend Update Anchor: In accordance with his wishes, Mr. Ed's tombstone will bear the simple legend: "Mr. Dead."