Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Walter Matthau (1978)

Walter Matthau: Self - Host, Various

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• Walter Matthau : [about the Not Ready for Primetime Players]  When they didn't laugh at my jokes I figured, because I'm not a dummy, I mean, I figured there were three possibilities. One: they don't understand the jokes, two: they heard the jokes before or three: they didn't think the joke's were funny. Now, none of these things make any sense: they're too smart to not understand the jokes, they're too young to have heard the jokes before and they're not paying me enough to think the jokes were not funny.

• Walter Matthau : We'll be right back with the regular crap.