Don Rickles: [to audience member] I don't care what you are, you're fat.
Dr. Joyce Brothers: It's no longer 'me', it's 'we'. It's togetherness, it's 'we-ness'. Believe me, Mike, today's man is not afraid to stand up and show his we-ness.
Don Rickles: You know why I'm laughing? 'Cause I know what's coming next and I'm so funny!