Quotes
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J.D. : Half of what rappers say doesn't make any sense. Like that Snoop Dogg Dr.Dre song? What is "still hittin' them corners and those ho-hos girl" mean?
Turk : Many diadvantaged African-Americans have limited nutritional choices, therefore they must subsist of Ho-Ho snack cakes. It's a black thing, bra.
Dr. Clock : Actually, Turk, it's "still hittin' them corners and those low-lows girl". It's low-lows, not ho-hos.
Elliot : See, Turk, in the hood, a low-low is a low rider, or a car with an adjusted suspension which allows it to bounce up and down.
[Elliot and Molly both inmitate bouncing]
J.D. : [laughs] Ha-ha-ha.
Elliot : And Dre and Snoop like driving around together in their low riders around the corners, or lizzle-rizzles.
[starts rapping]
Elliot : I'm representin' for them gangsters all across the world!
Dr. Clock : Still hittin' them corners and them low-lows girls!
Elliot , Dr. Clock : I'm takin' my time to perfect the beat, and I still got love for da street!
Carla : Turk, you just got schooled on rap by the two whitest chicks in America!
Turk : None of you can prove it.
J.D. : I got it on tape.
Elliot , Dr. Clock : Whicka, whicka, whicka.
[imitating scratching discs]
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Turk : Dude, I've got my own problems! I've got a bedtime again! I haven't had a bedtime in like twelve years!
J.D. : You had a bedtime when you were seventeen?
Turk : No! Not every night. On the weekends I didn't have to be in bed by 11, but I had to be in my room.
J.D. : Oh. That's way cooler.
Turk : The point is Carla's setting some kind of record on being a major pain in the ass, and I can't help you.
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J.D. : Okay, everybody, gather around please?
Dr. Cox : Newbie, I need to talk to you?
J.D. : I'm a little busy right now, Perry!
Dr. Cox : Oh. My fault, I'll come back later.
J.D. : Oh, and another thing, From now on, I'd prefer it if you'd address me as "Dr. Dorian."
Dr. Cox : [sotto] Are you really doing this?
J.D. : [sotto] You bet your ass I am. And from now on, if you have a problem with me, you come see me in private, not in front of my boys! My boys got enough to worry about!
Dr. Cox : [sotto] Wrap it up, there, bingo.
J.D. : I simply will not tolerate it, Perry! And neither will my boys!
Dr. Cox : [sotto] The next minute you find yourself alone, I'm gonna kill ya.
J.D. : [sotto] It was worth it.
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J.D. : As I watched Elliot and Molly walk off, and thought about how Lonnie was a much less stable giant doctor base than Turk, I realized how important it is to have someone close to you that you can count on.
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Dr. Cox : Tell you what, there, Gidget, if you promise to leave right now, I won't yell at you in front of your peons anymore.
J.D. : You ruined my credibility! Now look me in the eyes and tell me that's not messed up!
Dr. Cox : Fair enough. Later on today when you are with your residents, I'll come up for something, you'll tell me you're too busy in a manly way, and I will contritely turn around and walk out of the room with my tail between my legs. Problem solved.
J.D. : Can you pull off contrite?
Dr. Cox : Can you pull off manly way?
J.D. : Should have seen that coming.
