Quotes
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J.D. : Half of what rappers say doesn't make any sense. Like that Snoop Dogg Dr.Dre song? What is "still hittin' them corners and those ho-hos girl" mean?
Turk : Many diadvantaged African-Americans have limited nutritional choices, therefore they must subsist of Ho-Ho snack cakes. It's a black thing, bra.
Dr. Clock : Actually, Turk, it's "still hittin' them corners and those low-lows girl". It's low-lows, not ho-hos.
Elliot : See, Turk, in the hood, a low-low is a low rider, or a car with an adjusted suspension which allows it to bounce up and down.
[Elliot and Molly both inmitate bouncing]
J.D. : [laughs] Ha-ha-ha.
Elliot : And Dre and Snoop like driving around together in their low riders around the corners, or lizzle-rizzles.
[starts rapping]
Elliot : I'm representin' for them gangsters all across the world!
Dr. Clock : Still hittin' them corners and them low-lows girls!
Elliot , Dr. Clock : I'm takin' my time to perfect the beat, and I still got love for da street!
Carla : Turk, you just got schooled on rap by the two whitest chicks in America!
Turk : None of you can prove it.
J.D. : I got it on tape.
Elliot , Dr. Clock : Whicka, whicka, whicka.
[imitating scratching discs]
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Turk : Dude, I've got my own problems! I've got a bedtime again! I haven't had a bedtime in like twelve years!
J.D. : You had a bedtime when you were seventeen?
Turk : No! Not every night. On the weekends I didn't have to be in bed by 11, but I had to be in my room.
J.D. : Oh. That's way cooler.
Turk : The point is Carla's setting some kind of record on being a major pain in the ass, and I can't help you.
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Carla : Mm? Wha? Wha? Oooh. It's morning already?
Turk : No. But I could see how you'd think that, being that it's light out and we're in bed. Baby, since we got married, I've done every little thing you've asked me to do. But I will not have my woman tell me when I need to go to bed! Okay!
Carla : Okay.
Turk : Really, that quick?
Carla : I love it when you're all "my woman this, my woman that."
