Scrubs (TV Series)

Her Story II (2006)

Mandy Moore: Julie

Quotes 

• Dr. Cox : Weeeeell, look what we have here: it is a visual representation of how alcohol affects people of different ages. We have the young...

  [indicates Julie] 

  Julie Quinn : [brightly]  Morning!

  Dr. Cox : [moving to Elliot]  ... the slightly older...

  Elliot : [clearly hungover]  Please stop talking.

  Dr. Cox : [moving to Carla]  ... the slightly older still...

  Carla : [mumbles incoherently] 

  Dr. Cox : [moving to Jordan, who is wearing dark sunglasses and not moving]  ... and last, the very, very, VERY old. She is unconscious and virtually unwakeable. Witness.

  [he grabs Jordan's shoulders and shakes her] 

  Dr. Cox : Jorda-roo! Jorda-licious! Jorda-roni!

  [Jordan doesn't react] 

  Dr. Cox : Uh-huh.

  J.D. : Ha! I'll get you ladies some more coffee. Jordan, if you're willing to pay for it, just sit there frozen.

  [no response] 

  J.D. : How very generous.

  [he reaches into Jordan's purse and takes out her credit card] 

  Julie Quinn : That's so funny!

  J.D. : [forcing a smile]  Yeah...

• Julie Quinn : Did you know, J.D's parents thought he was gonna be a girl. They didn't have a name ready when he was born, so until he was 3 years old they called him Joana

  Dr. Cox : I don't know who you are, but thank you for this

• J.D. : You're okay buttercup?

  Julie Quinn : The glass broke in my month

• Julie Quinn : That's so funny! That's so funny! Look how big that pancake is that's so funny

  J.D. : [whispering at Turk]  Make-her-stop