Scrubs (TV Series)

My Choosiest Choice of All (2004)

Tara Reid: Danni

Quotes 

• J.D. : You don't enjoy hanging out with me, do you?

  Danni Sullivan : Not really, I'm more into tough guys, you know?

  J.D. : Last night in bed I knocked you unconscious.

  Danni Sullivan : For like 5 seconds.

• J.D. : Hey, you wanna play darts?

  Danni Sullivan : Sure!

  [She gets up excitedly] 

  J.D. : Great! Have fun, I'll be over here.

  Danni Sullivan : Do you even enjoy spending time with me?

  J.D. : *Enjoy* is such a strong word... I... I'm used to it. You know, like cafeteria food, or the constant threat of terrorism.

• J.D. : So I guess... this is over.

  Danni Sullivan : Why?

  J.D. : So, you'd rather hang out with someone you don't even like than be alone?

  Danni Sullivan : Yeah, pretty much.

  J.D. : [Despondently]  Yeah, me too.

• Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [J.D. is lying in bed, staring at the ceiling] 

  [Voice over] 

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Okay, Elliot really hurt me. Still, right now I need to keep a level head. My emotions are all over the place, and it's important that I don't do anything rash.

  [the camera pulls back to reveal Danni lying next to him, smoking a cigarette with a huge ashtray full of butts] 

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [coughing]  Do you have to do that here?

  Danni : What? I like smoking after sex.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : And during.

• Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : God, you never used to smoke.

  Danni : Yeah, but back then I was pretending to be someone I thought you wanted me to be, and that didn't work. So now... .

  [sitting up] 

  Danni : I'm gonna let the real me come out. And the real me wants to do it again... and she wants to do it rough!

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Oh, I don't know, Danni. The real me's not really into that.

  Danni : GIVE IT TO ME!

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [He yells and slaps her across the face, knocking her to the bed] 

  [Concerned] 

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Oh, my God, Danni, I am so sorry. I thought that's what you wanted.

  Danni : [Grinning]  It was.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [She reaches up and twists his nipples, pulling him down to her]  YAAHHHH!