Scrubs (TV Series)

My Choosiest Choice of All (2004)

Neil Flynn: Janitor

Quotes 

• Janitor : Some hooligan keeps disconnecting the alarm. I told Security to look into it. But no, no, they'd rather catch the guy who's stealing organs from the transplant ward.

• Carla : You really want to be a security guard?

  Janitor : Who around here commands more respect than the men who wear blue and green?

  Turk : The uniforms are black and grey.

  Janitor : You got me. I don't see colors well. Happy now?

• Janitor : Don't look at me like that! This is your fault, anyway! You two made me dream again.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Hey, we weren't the ones who caved in to Kelso.

  Janitor : I do not owe you an explanation for that!

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : You're right, you don't owe us an explanation!

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Lay some truth on him, baby!

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : You owe one to yourself.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Ouch.

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : Now I'm gonna let my husband-to-be tell you what life's really all about, because he has more of this than any man I know.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Archie comics?

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : No, the other thing.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Oh, that's right -- integrity.

• Janitor : [Dr. Cox rushes through the hallway, and is stopped short by Security Guard Janitor and his nightstick]  Whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Moving a little quick there, aren't we, bub? Got a story to tell me?

  Dr. Perry Cox : Here's a story: It's called The Security Guard Who Was Sodomized With His Own Nightstick.

  Janitor : Why don't we just consider this a warning.