Scrubs (TV Series)
My Choosiest Choice of All (2004)
Judy Reyes: Nurse Carla Espinosa
Quotes
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Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : What should I do?
[Voice over]
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : That was a huge mistake. Because the closer Turk and Carla got to their wedding, the more they became one of those annoying couples that thought they knew everything about relationships.
Dr. Christopher Turk , Nurse Carla Espinosa : Look, J.D... .
Dr. Christopher Turk : You first, honey.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : J.D., love is like a butterfly. Hold it too tight and... you'll crush it.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Too loose and it flies away.
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Nurse Carla Espinosa : [about Dr. Cox] Turk, he wants to be with Dr. Miller because he thinks it'll make him what?
Dr. Christopher Turk : Happy.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Exactly. But he's really only happy when he's...?
Dr. Christopher Turk : Miserable.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Right! So why does he really want to be with Dr. Miller?
Dr. Christopher Turk : 'Cause she got big-ass boobies!
Nurse Carla Espinosa : No, no, no. Because he likes being miserable.
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Dr. Christopher Turk : [J.D. is staring motionless at the door] Morning.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : [to Turk, about J.D] What's up with him?
Dr. Christopher Turk : He slept with Elliot last night.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Is it THAT time of year again?
Dr. Christopher Turk : [to J.D] Dude, ignore her. That's three years in a row -- who's feeling you?
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : You be.
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Janitor : Don't look at me like that! This is your fault, anyway! You two made me dream again.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Hey, we weren't the ones who caved in to Kelso.
Janitor : I do not owe you an explanation for that!
Nurse Carla Espinosa : You're right, you don't owe us an explanation!
Dr. Christopher Turk : Lay some truth on him, baby!
Nurse Carla Espinosa : You owe one to yourself.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Ouch.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Now I'm gonna let my husband-to-be tell you what life's really all about, because he has more of this than any man I know.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Archie comics?
Nurse Carla Espinosa : No, the other thing.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Oh, that's right -- integrity.
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Nurse Carla Espinosa : Bambi, when you broke up with Danni, you said it was the happiest day of your life!
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : No, that was only because "Barney Miller" came out on DVD.
Dr. Christopher Turk : And Wojo's commentary on it? Priceless!