Scrubs (TV Series)

My First Kill (2004)

Sam Lloyd: Ted Buckland

Quotes 

• Dr. Elliot Reid : I understand that because of his drug problem, some of you don't think that Mr. Phillips is a good candidate for surgery, but believe me, he understands that this heart valve is a responsibility. Those of you who have met him, like Ted, can attest to this.

  Dr. Bob Kelso : This is a very dicey case. Ted, what do you think?

  Ted Buckland : She knows my name! Whatever she wants!

  Dr. Bob Kelso : Very ethical. Why don't I open the floor to those people who currently do not have erections? Dr. Clock. Do you think this guy'll stay clean?

  Dr. Molly Clock : Oh, I'm just here as a friend. I think you should ask Ted again.

  Ted Buckland : Oh, good God, she knows it too! Am I awake?

• Janitor : Heard you're trying to clean a dead dog.

  Carla : Yeah, who told you that?

  Janitor : Mmm, the wind... .

  [beat] 

  Janitor : Blonde doctor.

  Carla : Oh.

  Janitor : I can clean it for you.

  Carla : Why would you do that?

  Janitor : I don't know... . Still a little drunk from breakfast. Plus, taxidermy used to be kind a... hobby of mine. You know, till the state took my license away.

  Carla : How come?

  Ted Buckland : [walking past]  What happened to all the cute little squirrels, Flo?