Scrubs (TV Series)

My Missed Perception (2006)

Donald Faison: Dr. Christopher Turk

Quotes 

• Dr. Elliot Reid : I should have just believed Mr Peele. I mean, it's not like somebody just poos their pants for no reason.

  J.D. : Turk did that in college on a bet.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Carla didn't know that story, thank you.

• Dr. Elliot Reid : Frick, it's Mrs. Peele. One of us has to talk to her.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : All right, the first one who chugs their slushie is off the hook. Come on, here we go!

  [he takes a big sip of his slushie] 

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Owww! Brain Freeze!

  Mrs. Peele : Why is my husband being discharged?

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Look, Mrs Peele. We really can not judge...

  Dr. Christopher Turk : [screaming]  Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

  Dr. Elliot Reid : [embarrased, to Turk]  Come on!

  Dr. Christopher Turk : It's so cold!

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Mrs Peele, even though Dr Turk is currently incapacitated by his cherry flavored bawl he's a fantastic surgeon.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : [giving her the thumbs up, still in pain]  Uh-huh.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : He didn't find anything and I am a great doctor...

  [Turk makes signs which tell that Elliot is not such a great doctor] 

  Dr. Elliot Reid : - and I didn't either. Don't you think that, maybe, the pain could all be in his head?

  Mrs. Peele : Last week, we were watching TV and he was in too much pain to get up and use to bathroom. So he soiled himself, on the couch, right in front of our son. How do you explain that?

  Dr. Christopher Turk : [normal again]  Maybe there was a really good game on television.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Probably not.

• Dr. Christopher Turk : Where's the donut truck? I was paged there was a donut track out here!

  Dr. Elliot Reid : I got paged there was a handbag sample sale!

  Dr. Todd Quinlan : Where's the booby-touching booth?

  J.D. : It's weird. It's like everyone was lured out here by the thing they want most in the world.

  Dr. Perry Cox : [arriving running, watching J.D]  Hey! You're not getting your ass kicked!

  Dr. Kelso : Hold the phone... look! Bleachers! Ladder! Bucket of combs! She's trying to take the picture! Scatter!

  [everybody runs away] 

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : [standing on the top of a ladder]  Nobody move! Laverne, door!

  Nurse Laverne Roberts : [standing on the threshold of the hospital's entrance, holding a broom]  Nobody's getting past here, baby!